Kill Me Baby!
doushita no wasa wasa
What's up? ?Que pasa? ?Que pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nandemo naamin
Absolutely Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
yarunara camo camo
Let's do it! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
nandato don!
What'd you say?! Boom!
itsumo one side dakedo so right
Always on one side, but that's why it's so right
konbi ni doujinai haraise de toiki da
The pair ain't so good, for stress it's a long sigh
tachi sugite girigiri tomo sureba
Stand too close friend then
piroshiki matoi dewa ouchi nakayoshi
Pirozhki cover then family together
koboresuki kimi mizo ochi
A leak your stomach
porishi!
Policy!
Kill Me Baby!
asobou yo wasa wasa
Let's play! ?Que pasa? ?Que pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
damatte naamin
Quiet, Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
doushitemo camo camo
Please! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
urusai don!
Shut up! Bang!
itsumo oorai dakedo so die!
It's always all right, but that's why you have to die
kougina best friend nagashime de dotsukuna!
Really best friends; don't punch me while staring like that!
Kill Me Baby!
kondo ha wasa wasa
Now then ?Que pasa? ?Que pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nan dayo naamin
What now, Naamin?
Kill Me Baby!
mada mada camo camo
Still going! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
don!
Boom!
Translator: Ladholyman Timer: Maceart OP/ED: UTW-Mazui Presented by Doremi-fansubs www.doremi-fansubs.com
Wow! I'm the first one here!
There's something on top of Sonya's desk.
Did she forget this?
A clock shaped like Buddha!?
It's an alarm? I thought I was about to get beat.
Huh? Alarm switch button?
The alarm turned into a Buddhist prayer!?
I-I-I want this!
Sonya's tastes have greatly improved under my tutelage.
But the sound's not stopping.
W-W-W-What do I do now!?
Wait up. I've never seen Sonya with this before.
I'm sure this is a present for me.
I guess it doesn't matter if I break it, then.
But it's Buddha! I'm so sorry!
You're here early.
Good morning, Sonya!
Huh? I thought I forgot it here yesterday.
Was there anything on top of my desk?
Huh? There wasn't anything.
Something's sticking out from your stomach. What is it?
I was working out my abs yesterday. You see the results?
Working out your abs doesn't do that.
I actually ate too much so now I have a stomachache.
Was the thing you forgot something you were going to give to someone?
Huh? Impossible.
What's wrong? Your stomach's acting up?
Y-Yes. I'm going to the bathroom.
Go on, then.
I'll pretend I'm going and hide this somewhere.
"Namu..."
Hey.
I've been getting into Buddhist prayers lately, and I can't help but blurt them out.
Don't tell me that you...
I'm not hiding anything!
How suspicious. Show me what's underneath, then.
Are you going to use force and search me all over!?
Just show it to me by yourself, then.
I'm not into stripping for others, you know.
I guess you don't like the choices, then.
W-Wait!
Show it to me now!
Look! Look!
Biceps of steel!
Ow!
Hmm? Biceps of steel?
Huh? I can't take it out.
I have to take off my shirt to take it out. Can you face the other way, please?
How annoying.
You done yet?
Hey, are you listening or not?
I can't let her see this!
Agiri's special skill!
Scattering of Beads!
I should have thrown them behind me!
What's this? This isn't mine.
It's broken, too.
Huh? It's not yours?
I wanted to hide it since I broke it.
I've never seen this before.
Thank goodness, then.
You broke it without knowing who owns it?
Shit, shit!
It should have been yours in the first place, then! Shit!
Then who owns this clock, then?
No idea.
Oh well.
Hey.
I placed an alarm clock here, Did any of you see it?
Then you took what I forgot, then.
Sorry, I needed it for my job.
So what did you put here?
It was a replacement item.
Huh? Where's my alarm clock?
Well, well!
Sonya broke it!
The head part can hold a spare battery, so it's removeable.
I-I see.
That's good, then.
Can I take off this girl's head, too?
Kill me baby!
Baby, please kill me!
My hands are freezing!
Help me warm them up.
How?
Let me feel you up.
Huh?
Oh well, give me your hands.
Did you bring a portable heater or something?
A few bruises will warm you right up!
Oh yeah! I heard that people who are cold on the inside have very warm hands!
I wonder if that's true?
Really?
I won't let you touch them, though.
I guess your back will do, then.
I told you not to touch me!
Night.
Day!
Good morning!
What's with your arms?
Good question!
Ask that cold, dark heart of yours!
I did it!?
You must be kidding.
You won't get hurt with just that.
What!?
No sense of remorse at all! Excuses, even!
You're a disgrace to all first-class killers!
Hey! Are you gonna use violence against someone who's injured?
Are you really hurt?
Yes!
I'm sorry.
Huh? What did you say? I couldn't hear you!
I'm hurt so my ears aren't working so well!
Well, I don't want to shame you too much, so I'll forgive you.
But you have to show me the right attitude!
What do you want me to do?
This is pretty inconvenient for me, so hear me out when I'm in trouble.
Well, I guess that's okay.
Why don't you start by massaging my legs?
Hey!
Lunch.
Yes! Time for lunch!
I can't use my hands, so can you feed me?
I'll die from starvation if I don't eat...
Oh well.
Ah...
What's this!?
IV drip.
I can't learn anything like this!
What should I do?
I'll become an idiot!
I've got nothing to say to that.
Why don't you ask me whether you can copy my notes later?
Huh? Your notes?
Can I even read your handwriting?
What are you doing to an injured person!?
Don't get all cocky just because you're hurt!
I'll go easy on you. I won't touch your hands and arms.
Shit!
You okay with that? I'm a boxing champ now! Perhaps!
Did you forget that you're hurt?
Take this!
Difference in reach.
Wow! Did I awaken my inner boxing talent!?
It's unfair to use a rear naked choke in boxing!
Huh!? My hands are all itchy all of a sudden!
What should I do?
Serves you right.
I can't take it anymore!
It was all a lie?
I was really hurt! Look!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
This time I'm serious.
Help me out.
Kill me baby!
Baby, please kill me.
I have a super-sized lunch today!
I'm feeling good about this!
Wow, my lunch today are concrete tiles.
Why concrete tiles!?
I thought you can't even tell the difference between what's food and what's not anymore.
No, maybe this is food.
It's just a normal concrete tile! I got fooled!
By who?
I don't know how this happened, but what will I do for lunch?
Hey, can you share some of your lunch with me...
No.
I'll share half my lunch with you, then.
They're just concrete tiles, though.
You scrooge! You won't eat concrete tiles for your good friend?
I remembered!
I saw someone break concrete tiles on TV and I wanted to see Sonya do it!
That's how I mixed them up with my lunch!
Oh well.
No, wait!
Crap. At least break them for me to see!
Why must I do that?
Then if I break them, can you give me something to eat?
Why must I do that?
Then what if you can't even break a single one?
Then I'll give you my special lunch...
Wait! You don't have to eat it if you don't want to!
You eat it, then.
I'll chop you up if you can't break them.
Setup complete!
Okay!
Got it? Only with your hands, okay?
Oh? There's something great outside the window!
My hand!
Your hand's over there?
Show me how it's done, then!
Oh well.
How's that?
Too fast. Can you do it again?
Hey! Are you planning on making me break all of them?
I'm not done yet!
But let me kick them!
I'm actually a master at the high kick!
Raise it high!
Can you even raise your legs that high?
Weapons are forbidden in karate!
When did we start a karate duel?
You just have to beat me in karate, then.
Really? I don't have to break these tiles?
The concrete tiles were much easier.
Hey, what's the hardest part of your body?
Your teeth, I think.
Got it! Take this!
You're an idiot, but quite resilient.
I'll buy you something, then.
No way! So kind! Why!?
You'll just keep on yapping.
Yes!
Huh?
Sorry, I don't have any cash.
I already ate, too.
Oh, it broke.
Kill me baby!
Baby, please kill me!
I'll take a trip to the bathroom.
Hear me out first.
Did you hear about the bathroom on this floor?
Something is there.
What, exactly?
Of course, a ghost.
That's how it is, so have a nice trip!
Why did you tell me that now!?
I just remembered.
What impeccable timing.
You're trying to scare me with that lie.
I'm not lying! It's one of the legendary seven mysteries!
Quit your useless yapping.
Have you heard about the bathroom?
I did! So scary!
Huh? Why are you going to a bathroom that's further away?
You believed those strangers over me?
Jealousy!
Didn't you spread that rumor?
How rude of you! I've experienced it first-hand!
A painful voice from the toilet!
When I knocked, it answered back!
That's just someone with a severe stomachache.
I just felt like coming to this bathroom.
Oh?
But there's a rumor with this bathroom, too.
I bet it has something to do with the water flooding.
A girl covered head-to-toe with blood shows up.
Why are you able to say that so calmly!?
I'll make you covered in blood!
Why are you getting mad at me?
What? All's normal here.
Unforgivable!
There's someone here?
She heard us!
Eh?
It's not me this time!
Shit! Where are you?
This darkness is scary!
I felt something cut easily...
The light's back on.
Hey! What's going on?
The ghost did it.
Oh, I have a great plan.
Why don't you attack while chanting Buddhist prayers?
Why Buddhist prayers?
Don't they contain magical powers?
Magical powers?
It's a magic-based attack!
I don't know any Buddhist prayers.
Then just say whatever spell comes to your mind!
Wait! Will that really work?
Hurry up! I'll think up a spell for you!
I am the slayer of darkness!
A fairy of the heavens and the land!
O light, shine on my blade!
Total reliance upon the compassion of Amida Buddha! Amen!
Go!
You look like an idiot entertaining yourself!
This is a riot!
You bastard!
The atmosphere just changed.
Did it actually work?
The door is open, too.
I'm sure you scared it off, Sonya. Thank goodness.
Kill me baby!
Baby, please kill me!
I've been waiting!
Agiri!
Why did you call us to your place?
Well, I want you two to help me clean my storage shed.
I guess we can, but why us?
I'm busy cleaning up something else.
Oh, I see. That's a pain.
I have another request.
This is the important part.
Please look for something for me.
Do it while you clean and organize the storage shed.
I see.
There's a lot of stuff in there, so feel free to take something you like.
That's it. Got that?
So I can take home anything I find?
Listen to her properly.
Come on in.
So dark!
What are you doing?
Don't tell me...
This door is automatic. Did it scare you?
Why!?
I've never heard of an automatic door to a storage shed!
A ninja's house is truly something weird.
There aren't any traps, right?
I want to start cleaning, but I have something urgent to attend to.
Please start before me.
All right.
What was the thing she was looking for?
We forgot to ask her.
We'll just take note of anything that might be it.
Wow! A ninja sword!
But it's actually a souvenir toy from the Ninja Theme Park!
Why would a real ninja buy that?
Hey, hey, I found something!
Are you even serious about this?
That's a tea-carrying doll.
What's that?
It's a doll that moves by itself when you put a cup of tea on it.
Wow! I want to see it move!
I need tea! Tea! Now!
Where are you, tea?
It doesn't have to be tea. It can be anything that you can put on it.
I found a teacup.
That's fine, then.
Okay, it should start moving.
Huh? It's not moving.
Maybe she put it in storage because it was broken.
What's this!? A cursed doll!?
No, I think it's a scary toy. It says so on the box.
Why?
It's a doll meant to scare people.
I guess that's it.
Huh? Where did the doll go?
It was just here...
That jar looks expensive! Bring it down here!
No.
You scrooge! Let me climb on top of your shoulders, then!
I refuse.
Then just throw me! Okay?
Throw?
Throw me up there!
That jar is falling!
I hope that's not the thing we're looking for.
I need to catch it properly...
You big meanie!
I'm back!
Oh?
No! This is all Sonya's fault!
You fool!
Oh, this jar?
It's pretty cheap.
But it was a precious heirloom.
Just kidding!
I-I see.
Huh?
I was looking for this secret spirit medicine!
So you found it in the broken jar?
But I really liked that jar.
Kill me baby!
Baby, please kill me!
Sonya! Agiri is calling for you from the club room.
Agiri? That's weird, I just met her.
Maybe it's a fake?
That's not possible!
I'm sure that was Agiri!
Then which one of these is Agiri?
1) Agari. (Type of tea) 2) Agiri. 3) Akebi. (Chocolate vine)
Why are you hesitating!?
I thought this was a trap!
But that really was Agiri!
I guess I can't ignore this.
Let's go.
Sonya, you're late!
She's clearly a fake!
What's the matter with you?
That's some false swagger you've got there.
You're nothing like the real one, you shitty assassin!
How about this?
Aren't you basically admitting that you're a fake?
What are you saying, Sonya?
She's definitely Agiri!
She just gave me candy! What a rarity!
If it's a rarity, then shouldn't you be suspicious?
People who give me candy are nice people. I like them.
That has nothing to do with Agiri.
This is a disguise.
Who are you disguising as?
I'm disguising as an assassin that somewhat looks like myself.
That's just crazy!
Then let me show you some ninja arts.
This is a mysterious crystal ball.
Focus on it, because something amazing is going to happen.
Hey, nothing's happening.
You finally show your real self!?
Sorry, my ninja tool slipped from my hands.
Still making excuses?
She hit me! This Agiri is a fake!
You realized it way too late!
I'm the real one.
Didn't something amazing just happen?
Y-You're right.
What's the matter?
Oh, Agiri!
Ah!
How's my automatic doppelganger skill?
It's a bit incomplete, though.
See? The real one said I'm a doppelganger.
Shut up!
But it's rare to get a natural doppelganger.
I shouldn't waste it.
Now everything's fine.
Don't complicate things! Now I can't tell the difference!
There's an amazing trick that only the real Agiri knows how to do!
Don't you usually drink an entire bottle of hot sauce all by yourself? Do it!
That's a lie.
You two look exactly the same, but the fake one just exposed herself.
I guess I'm found out.
That's right, I'm an assassin.
We found out a while ago.
But there are two of us now.
Here we go! Double attack! Take this!
Ouch! Please stop!
Why didn't you attack with me?
But I'm not your partner.
Ouch...
You aren't my partner!
You two were different from the very beginning!
I think it's time to finish this.
A-Agiri!
That was a doppelganger.
Even Agiri's fake showed up!
One of these days my own fake will show up.
If Sonya's fake appears, I'm not confident that I can tell them apart!
Why?
Because all assassins look like idiots.
What do you mean by that?
Kill me baby!
Baby, please kill me.
Hand over some candy, or else I'll play a trick on you!
Oh? Sounds interesting. Bring it on.
You choose to get tricked? You super masochist!
Stop it! I'm the one doing the tricking!
I'll give you some candy, so please stop!
You want candy that badly? You glutton!
Oh well, here you go. Super special candy!
What's so special about this?
Those who refuse to give me candy deserve to get tricked.
Catch me if you can! You've caught me!
You sure can't take a joke.
You're taking this too far.
It's Halloween! I'm training you!
What training?
I'm testing to see if you'll draw your weapons against children wearing costumes.
No, I won't!
You will, because you'll be scared out of your mind.
I won't be scared.
Really?
See? I'm a ghost. You scared?
Nope.
Then I get candy.
Come on.
I don't have any.
Then prepare to get tricked!
You just want to trick people!
Here I go!
Shut up! Take off that cloth!
I told you so.
I won the bet!
I wasn't scared! I hit you out of anger!
Excuses, I see?
Let me give you some candy, then.
This is normal candy.
Now that you have some, we can practice.
I don't think that's necessary.
I'll be the kid asking for candy. Don't hit me.
I bet you're preparing an act that deserves to get hit.
Candy! Hand them over!
That's no good!
No one asks for candy like that!
I only got one in my mouth!
That's what you're worried about?
Then you play the monster.
Here, do you want some candy?
You're wearing that because you want candy, right?
Kill me baby!
Baby, please kill me.
Sounds noisy over there.
Wow, so many people in costume!
The shopping street is holding a costume contest.
You're thinking of joining?
Of course! This is a wonderful chance!
If we both enter, our chances to win go up!
You're dragging me in with you, after all.
I'm not interested in the prizes.
Jeez, you just want the candy given out to all participants, right?
You love candy.
I told you I don't want to enter!
Wow! We can borrow costumes for free!
I guess they're for people who join on a whim.
Trick or treat!
You're done changing already?
Give me candy!
Shut up! You still wanna go?
Hey! What are you doing to a kid?
You made her cry!
I couldn't help it!
If you don't want me to tell her parents, then change into a costume immediately.
This Santa costume is pretty neat, although it's for the wrong holiday.
I thought you'd pick something weirder.
People will pity you for mixing up the holidays!
What do you want me to do, exactly!?
I don't want to show my face, so this is fine.
Eh? How boring.
What will you do?
Oh yeah, I have to change quickly!
Only leftover costumes are left!
What are you?
I have no idea.
What's that?
How weird!
Hey! Kids who say those things get no candy!
Eh? You have candy?
Here, hold out your hands.
It's a cockroach!
You take it! No! Stop it!
Don't underestimate Halloween.
You're so mean.
So where are we going?
I'm sorry! I couldn't help it!
Wow!
That zombie makeup must have taken ages!
She got the prize.
Jeez.
But we got candy, thanks to me!
Shut up!
Hey, wait for me, Sonya!
A Buddha Statue and Injuries and a Fake Halloween.
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret